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Im sorry if you are reading this: Snape is the Half Blood Prince
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News from mugglenet. Harry Potter is really worth your life I guess...
Two men have been arrested after shots were fired during an alleged deal to buy two copies of the new Potter book.
It's thought that the incident happened as a newspaper reporter attempted to buy Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, which is coming out next month.
Bloomsbury sent us this statement:
"Bloomsbury Publishing thanks Northamptonshire Police for their help in recovering two stolen copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince but cannot comment further as this matter is now the subject of a police investigation. We hope that nobody will spoil the excitement for all Harry Potter fans who are looking forward to reading the new book on Saturday 16th July."
“I looked down the barrel of a gun — and thought I was about to die for the sake of Harry Potter,” he writes in The Sun today. “For two horrific minutes I pleaded with the gunman not to shoot. Then he fired over my shoulder and into the air. I headed straight for my car and drove off, still shaking, leaving the two men with Harry Potter’s secrets.”
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| Things you do when your are bored... |
[31 May 2005|06:15pm] |
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Compliments of e-libs.com:
1. Place a dildo in front of a horny ostrich .
2. Throw gay spiders at totally random gay people .
3. BOOM! like a white whore while spinning at 95684 rotations per minute.
4. Ask your neighbor if they want your fat vagina . Then throw Harry Potter at them when they say, AVADA KEDAVRA! !!!
5. Go to Hogwarts and buy all the nudists in the Toy Department.
6. Take a pretend trip to Beauxbatons with your pretend Matthew John Claffy doll.
7. Go in the center of the Room of Requirement . Throw confetti at Holly until your dick feels like it's on fire.
8. Flap wands at Hermione 's vagina while making totally sexy noises.
9. Kill the neighbor's black monkey. See if they care!!! The Claffy family is really magical !!!
10. Ask Sara if they feel like being boobalicous like you. Then you can dance in a circle and pour 13 wooden boxes of demons on your cock !!!
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"Get on the flowr niggas, and put yo vagina's ova yo head.
No, why dont YOU, put your cock over YOUR head, you filthy nigga."
May 29th, elibs.com
Im so excited, I went to Barnes and Noble and my mom said I could go to the overnight Harry Potter party! Sara, Ill go with you! Too bad the rich bitches will be in London having a grander Harry Potter party...psh.
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| Everythings finally over... |
[21 May 2005|12:53pm] |
Finally, no more school officialy, and Im not going back to see those freaky friends of yours again!
I ditched the Math Test this morning for St.Thomas plainly so that I could fly through Algebra 1 with all A's since it will just be re-living eight grade math all over again. I dont mind, its all numbers to me whether it's geometry or w/e.
Im gonna make some arrows today.English War Arrows.
Everytime I turn the TV on: This is Channel 7 news, and im _________ here with.....the news. In news, Star Wars blah Jedi, fuck blah la blah Wars blah stars. It wasnt even that good people! Get a grip.
I think Im going to the beach with Katie at 3 ???
Sith Happens
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[20 May 2005|02:35pm] |
By the way, I saw starwars
Archery773 [2:17 P.M.]: ack
icansmart [2:17 P.M.]: gar
Archery773 [2:17 P.M.]: im so sick of our class
icansmart [2:17 P.M.]: me too.
Archery773 [2:17 P.M.]: i want them to all get engulfed in flame
Archery773 [2:18 P.M.]: and become Darth Vaders
icansmart [2:18 P.M.]: haha
icansmart [2:18 P.M.]: nice
Archery773 [2:18 P.M.]: why does Darth Vader have supreme mind power?
icansmart [2:18 P.M.]: becasue he is Dark Lord
Archery773 [2:19 P.M.]: he gets mad and steel bends
Archery773 [2:19 P.M.]: ...
icansmart [2:19 P.M.]: lol
Archery773 [2:19 P.M.]: i hope voldemort can do that too
icansmart [2:19 P.M.]: he probebly can
icansmart [2:19 P.M.]: or maybe no becasue he has purple skin
Archery773 [2:19 P.M.]: they would have had to find his wand in the burnt down house of the Potters
icansmart [2:20 P.M.]: yeah well Jedi's dont need wands
Archery773 [2:20 P.M.]: yeah well, they need light sabers
icansmart [2:20 P.M.]: they can do magic. . . .WITH THEIR MINDS
Archery773 [2:20 P.M.]: which are lke wands
Archery773 [2:20 P.M.]: but long and they make u turn into a ciggarete
icansmart [2:20 P.M.]: Jedi's are better.
icansmart [2:20 P.M.]: . . . . . . .
Archery773 [2:21 P.M.]: i dunno, can Jedi's make people throw up carpet?
Archery773 [2:21 P.M.]: uhhh no
icansmart [2:21 P.M.]: yes.
Archery773 [2:21 P.M.]: and can they produce patronuses?
icansmart [2:22 P.M.]: yeah remember when thehy did in teh hall way?
Archery773 [2:22 P.M.]: they can do Wingardium Leviosa and Bombarda though
icansmart [2:22 P.M.]: yesh WITH THEIR MINDS
Archery773 [2:22 P.M.]: wizards can use their minds, but they need sticks
Archery773 [2:22 P.M.]: special sticks
icansmart [2:23 P.M.]: see. Jedi's dont need anything
Archery773 [2:23 P.M.]: they need a mind
icansmart [2:23 P.M.]: so.
Archery773 [2:23 P.M.]: muahahhahahahaaha
icansmart [2:23 P.M.]: everyone has one of those.
Archery773 [2:23 P.M.]: what if they have a robot head
Archery773 [2:24 P.M.]: what if they give head to a robot?
icansmart [2:24 P.M.]: they still havd minds. remember when Obi One was fighting that robot and it had like a human heart?
Archery773 [2:24 P.M.]: lol jk
icansmart [2:24 P.M.]: wtf claffy?
Archery773 [2:25 P.M.]: yah, but he reminded me of a giant cockroach
Archery773 [2:25 P.M.]: ack did u see the spider people?
Archery773 [2:25 P.M.]: they had spider heads with white yoda hair
icansmart [2:25 P.M.]: lol
icansmart [2:25 P.M.]: that one was wierd the general that would cough.
Archery773 [2:26 P.M.]: i wish Darth Vader would go: Yeah son
icansmart [2:27 P.M.]: lol
icansmart [2:27 P.M.]: hahaha
icansmart [2:27 P.M.]: aw darth vader was sad when he heard paDAME DIED
Archery773 [2:27 P.M.]: does Darth Vader use a light saber?
icansmart [2:27 P.M.]: yes.
icansmart [2:27 P.M.]: it is blue.
Archery773 [2:27 P.M.]: lol
Archery773 [2:27 P.M.]: no wait, doesnt it turn red
icansmart [2:28 P.M.]: yeah
icansmart [2:28 P.M.]: darth maul has a red one that is fuckking double sided
Archery773 [2:28 P.M.]: o yah
Archery773 [2:28 P.M.]: he cheated
icansmart [2:28 P.M.]: his kicked ass
icansmart [2:28 P.M.]: except he died. . .
Archery773 [2:28 P.M.]: he was turned into a ciggarete
Archery773 [2:29 P.M.]: 2 ciggarates
icansmart [2:29 P.M.]: why 2?
icansmart [2:29 P.M.]: oh yeah he was cut in haf
Archery773 [2:29 P.M.]: and he fell....and he fell....and he turned into Gandalf
Archery773 [2:29 P.M.]: i wish Legolas made a guest appearance in the background at one point
Archery773 [2:30 P.M.]: i would scream
icansmart [2:30 P.M.]: haha
icansmart [2:30 P.M.]: i would laugh so fucking hard
Archery773 [2:30 P.M.]: Legolas, shoot him down!
Archery773 [2:30 P.M.]: mutha fucka
icansmart [2:30 P.M.]: hed got his bow and be like "BITCHESSSSSSS!"
Archery773 [2:30 P.M.]: lol hahaha
Archery773 [2:32 P.M.]: in elvish he'd be like: Namarie, lle!
Archery773 [2:32 P.M.]: YEAH SON!
Archery773 [2:32 P.M.]: ll is prounced as a y
icansmart [2:32 P.M.]: lol
Archery773 [2:32 P.M.]: lle sounds like yey
icansmart [2:32 P.M.]: lle!
icansmart [2:32 P.M.]: aw
icansmart [2:33 P.M.]: im going to post all the pictures from yesterday
Archery773 [2:33 P.M.]: lol k
Archery773 [2:33 P.M.]: im so bored
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[16 May 2005|02:38pm] |
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Im sooo bored. A lesbian and 2 guys are remodeling my bathroom and one of the guy's pube hair is showing out of his pants...sick.Erm...pull your pants up fucker.
Im watching the british Hollow men. And some guy is fucking a bird? OK?
I have a burning desire to go to Barnes and Noble to buy a good book. Its too hot and sweaty out to do anything.
Bored out of my mind into oblivion.
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| Gay Graduation |
[14 May 2005|09:01pm] |
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187 days till Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Im so excited...not really though right now. I hate my class.
Ok, lets have an overview of the week. It's May Crowning, the girls cried, the end of that day. Thank god for STA. STA here I come. Ive kinda been thinking about changing my whole personality when I go to STA. Actually, I wont really, but those who know me close know that Im a live wired Red Bull drinkin phsycho (that likes HP).
Ok now moving on to the Lauderdale Richass Yacht Club party. Ok, lets say I lived in Rio Vista. Hey, guess what snobby bitchass friends that I bought with nice stuff, Im having a party to rub it in ur face to show I am a Rich Whore. While Im there, I will run away with Caitlin Ryan for publicity like Michael Jackson, and go see some fucked up tits. Ok, then we can end it with everyone who's a snob sleeping over and inviting people to their house in front of other poor people.
Im just gonna skip the next party and end it here. Sadly I have to see them all again like for graduation then a feild trip. I hope the ones I hate get caught in the wheels and have the flesh teared off their faces and then get hit by a go cart going 50.Bombarda! Carpet!
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| Dont FORGET! |
[21 Apr 2005|07:49pm] |
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An IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL: DO NOT FORGET that Harry Potter Goblet of Fire Trailer will be played on May 7th. It is in approximately 14 days 3 hours, and 8 minutes.
Also, 221 days till Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie! G DAMN!
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Yay 4/20 sop much happened today! Hitler's B-Day, National Weed Day, Annivesary of COlumbine, life is good...
Our Confirmation robes are Harry Potter robes! Try them on ASAP!
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[19 Apr 2005|08:16pm] |
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All the red neck pimps in VA are praying while all the wizards in Florida agree that the new pope (Joseph Ratzinger)is weird as hell, and scary as hell. I think ugly people should get permits to show their faces in public. Without one, you would have to live on Ugly Island where all the ugly people that never got permits live. Mirrors do not exist there.
Once again, this is why we wizards have an underground government in London.
Goldiloks32 [8:12 PM]: whoa, why were YOU listening to green day?
Archery773 [8:13 PM]: is it illegal for wizards to listen to Greenday?
Goldiloks32 [8:13 PM]: wizards named claffy, yes
Archery773 [8:13 PM]: ur so racist against wizards
Archery773 [8:13 PM]: go damn
Archery773 [8:13 PM]: thats why we have an underground government because of you god damn muggles
Goldiloks32 [8:14 PM]: dude, i AM a wizard, why would i be racist?
Archery773 [8:14 PM]: (witch)
By the way, Harry and the Potters have awesome clothes, but they should also get permits for their faces.
87 Days till Harry Potter and the Half Blood prince.
OMG, funniest thing before I forget. I found a wicked awesome 9in wand shaped and all, and I was gonna fix it up, so I stuck it in my pocket. We went to Confirmation practice and as I got up, I heard the fatal slide of it fall on the ground with that wooden clinking sound. Everyone heard even MRS SOLENSKI (that gay flabby armed religious teacher) She was like: WTF was that? (exaggeration) I was like: O erm...some thing i found outside. so she goes over and picks the god damn thing up, and starts twirling it around! She is like, no really WTF is this shit? I was like: I told u, u fucking no good skank, it a peice of shit I found outside. I then later made up to everyone that it was part of a chair which was a really good idea. She then went and put the thing in her purse. I dont want to know what uses she has for it...
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Im really bored, and so is Holly right now. Holly demanded there is to be no more boredom. I said no, because if there is no boredom, we would be in constant motion and explode into oblivion.
91 days till HBP!!
This sounds like a good spell, but I dont know what it should do? Mauroda (ma-rod-a)
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My Divination Skills
Archery773 [5:22 PM]: i did some magic
ATTENTION [5:22 PM]: Instant Images session started.
chaoyall 12 [5:23 PM]: i wanna seee!
Archery773 [5:23 PM]: it makes a cool background
Archery773 [5:23 PM]: Instant Images
chaoyall 12 [5:24 PM]: omg
chaoyall 12 [5:24 PM]: how did you do that?
chaoyall 12 [5:24 PM]: send it to holli
Archery773 [5:24 PM]: her comp is fucking up
Archery773 [5:24 PM]: i tried
Archery773 [5:24 PM]: make it ur background, and it becomes really clear
chaoyall 12 [5:25 PM]: lol
chaoyall 12 [5:25 PM]: i know i saw it
chaoyall 12 [5:25 PM]: how did you do it thouhg?
Archery773 [5:26 PM]: and I performed it a little more advanced
Archery773 [5:26 PM]: Lumos Maxima this time
chaoyall 12 [5:27 PM]: LOL
Archery773 [5:27 PM]: Instant Images
chaoyall 12 [5:28 PM]: omg
chaoyall 12 [5:28 PM]: thats so cool@
chaoyall 12 [5:28 PM]: !*
Archery773 [5:28 PM]: i found a picture editing program on my comp that I didnt know I ever had
Archery773 [5:29 PM]: im going tonight
Archery773 [5:29 PM]: to the movies
chaoyall 12 [5:29 PM]: we're going to the movies?
Archery773 [5:29 PM]: my dad is like: Ill drop u off at 7:30 cuz they are going to a party
chaoyall 12 [5:30 PM]: what time is the movie?
Archery773 [5:30 PM]: *:10
Archery773 [5:30 PM]: lol
Archery773 [5:30 PM]: 8:10*
chaoyall 12 [5:31 PM]: ok
Archery773 [5:31 PM]: lol, Im the one who planned it
Archery773 [5:31 PM]: yay for me
Archery773 [5:31 PM]: party planner Matt
Archery773 [5:31 PM]: parte'
chaoyall 12 [5:32 PM]: aw
ATTENTION [5:34 PM]: Instant Images session ended.
Archery773 [5:34 PM]: o yah, just close out ur IM
Archery773 [5:34 PM]: like Im not important
chaoyall 12 [5:34 PM]: how did you know i did??
chaoyall 12 [5:34 PM]: HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAH omfg
Archery773 [5:34 PM]: i can see all, hear, all know all
Archery773 [5:35 PM]: u closed out biotch
chaoyall 12 [5:35 PM]: how did you know?
Archery773 [5:36 PM]: Divination
chaoyall 12 [5:36 PM]: FUCK YOU TELL ME YOU WHORE
Archery773 [5:37 PM]: my tea leaves told me
chaoyall 12 [5:37 PM]: FUCKING LEAVES
Archery773 [5:38 PM]: Neptune and Uranus were in alignment so, I knew
Archery773 [5:38 PM]: lol
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[06 Apr 2005|09:39pm] |
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I brought my wicked awesome wand to school. I fucked some people up with it.
Tonight was youth group at like Rich Bethany's. They have the sweetest room to hang out in with FREE PACMAN! Do you understand that? FREE! Before prayers the boys and me ditched an went to get milkshakes. We then went to the dog park, and talked about smoking weed while we watched Griffin demolish some kid's scooter. It was gay anyway.
We then saw some stoners get out their laser pointer air soft guns, and we ran like fuck. I pushed Juan to the ground to get out of the way. I denied it...hehe. Then we went back and saw some crackwhores who get entrance exams results in the teens. Then we went over my rollercoaster bridge. Now I am going to sleep. Dont let Snape bite.
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